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prepaidwifi: my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:30:25 -0400

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

kryptoni-te: disagreed: whitelaceblackvelvet: I HAVE BEEN...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:29:50 -0400

disagreed:

whitelaceblackvelvet:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIF SINCE I STARTED LIVING

this show omg

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FK

When somebody takes something from you and you're not in the mood to play...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:50:25 -0400

laugh-addict:

Gemme my shit…

Ugh…didnt I say gemme my shit?

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Mon, 06 May 2013 08:21:58 -0400

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sat, 04 May 2013 09:18:13 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Sweet baby jesus

Wed, 01 May 2013 01:25:25 -0400

pikssowavy:

getting-sick-of-your-shit: suddenly-pandas: van-i-tas: fawksma...

Wed, 01 May 2013 01:24:48 -0400

getting-sick-of-your-shit:

suddenly-pandas:

van-i-tas:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

I was expecting porn to show up on my blog but it’s not thank god

IM CRYING

oH„„„

aneurysmsanddesecrations: k-xia: deantrippe: last day to...

Wed, 01 May 2013 01:22:19 -0400

aneurysmsanddesecrations:

k-xia:

deantrippe:

last day to reblog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

Fine

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:15:52 -0400

yelyahwilliams: Ahhhhhhhhhh

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:08:36 -0400

yelyahwilliams:

Ahhhhhhhhhh

umustbnedstarksbastard: grimmys: sfmoma: SUBMISSION: This is...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:18:50 -0400

umustbnedstarksbastard:

grimmys:

sfmoma:

SUBMISSION:

This is my 89-year-old landlady lip-syncing her favorite song.

i’ve never seen something so delightful in my whole life

everyone needs to watch this

sadistic-tampon: themano: Pika I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:17:07 -0400

sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

thefrogman: [youtube] [h/t: collegehumor]

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:56:28 -0400

thefrogman:

[youtube] [h/t: collegehumor]

shirtoid: It Is Not Ordinary Men by harzack is available at...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:41:03 -0400

shirtoid:

It Is Not Ordinary Men by harzack is available at Shirt.Woot

disneyaddictgirl: disneycompletesme: chemicalbydefault: x h...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:36:42 -0400

disneyaddictgirl:

disneycompletesme:

chemicalbydefault:

x

haha

All the companies disney has bought. Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:35:13 -0400

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:35:40 -0400

departured: i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:32:14 -0400

departured:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:27:47 -0400

thefunniestpost: whatsgoingon12: lavalamps: A baby monkey...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:15:53 -0400

thefunniestpost:

whatsgoingon12:

lavalamps:

A baby monkey eating an apple.